Good day, gentlemen. This is a pre-recorded briefing containing information that for security reasons of the highest importance had been known only by your HAL 9000 computer. Forty years ago the first critical reviews for 2001 started to trickle in. The film initially polarised critical opinion greatly. Except for very powerful praise aimed at technical merit, opinion on 2001 has remained completely polarised. The film's origin and purpose are still a total mystery.

ARTISTIC AND TECHNICAL MERIT

JUPITER
AND BEYOND THE INFINITE
AND IN CASE YOU HADN'T NOTICED, THAT SUBTITLE MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL

Hal 9000


At the time of its release, 2001: A Space Odyssey was praised widely for its realism in portrayal of space. Microgravity, lack of sound in space, and tedious instruction manuals for zero-gravity toilets are all very accurately depicted. However, modern experts tend to be critical of 2001's lack of lens flare.



Perhaps the most famous visual sequence in science fiction ever is the Star Gate sequence, which utilised slit-scan techniques and other effects to produce a memorable sequence that is often incorrectly criticised for taking up too much time.
On second thought, maybe 10 minutes was overdoing it a bit.
The upshot of rapid ageing is the fact that my mid-life crisis only lasted a few minutes.

Often the Star Gate sequence is the only part that people remember from viewing this film in the 1960s, partly because the sequence, like the film as a whole, was practically identical to the prevalent recreational activity of the time.


Even the bread was slightly confused about what was going on.

The ratio of the dimensions—exactly one by four by nine! That or one by 4.61 by 11.01!

Less well received was the structure of the film's narrative, which, to the untrained eye, seemed to be non-existent.
Music plays a far more prominent part in 2001; perhaps the most famous track is Richard Strauss's Introduction to Also sprach Zarathustra, which is invoked three times: at the beginning, at the thematic cut from 'The Dawn of Man' to space, and ..
dun..

dun..

dun..
Music

.. wait for it ..
DAH DAHHH!!!

..here.

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Since the majority of the film's events are completely ambiguous and confusing, hundreds of interpretations of 2001 have arisen. Here are listed only a select few:
So continues humankind's 'evolution' ..


THIS FILM WAS
DIRECTED
AND
PRODUCED
BY
STANLEY KUBRICK


SCREENPLAY
BY
STANLEY KUBRICK
AND
ARTHUR C. CLARKE

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